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英文簡歷中不該說的話

時間:2022-12-28 00:09:00 英文簡歷寫作 我要投稿
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英文簡歷中不該說的話

致命的大錯
  
  "Finished 8th in my high school graduating class of 10."
  
  "Qualifications: No education or experience."
  
  "I am relatively intelligent, obedient and loyal as a puppy."
  
  "My compensation should be at least equal to my age."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: It had to do with the IRS, FBI and SEC."
  
  "Fired because I fought for lower pay."
  
  "Size of employer: Very tall, probably over 65" .
  
  "Please disregard the enclosed resume-it is terribly out of date."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: My boss said the end of the world is near."
  
  "Reason for Leaving: The owner gave new meaning to the word paranoia. I prefer to elaborate privately."
  
打字錯誤與語法錯誤
  
  "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook." 
  
  "Strengths: Ability to meet deadlines while maintaining composer."
  
  "I am a rabid typist."
  
  "Work History: Performed brain wave tests,1879-1981."
  
  "After receiving advice from several different angels, I have decided to pursue a new line of work."

英文簡歷中不該說的話

  "Accounting cleric."
  
  "As indicted, I have over five years of experience analyzing investments."
  
  "Suspected to graduate earlynce analyzing investments."
  
  "Suspected to graduate early next year."
  
  "Disposed of $2.5 billion in assets."
  
  "Proven ability to track down and correct erors."
  
  "Accomplishments: Oversight of entire department."
  
  "Am a perfectionist and rarely if if ever forget details."
  
  "Accomplishments: Completed 11 years of high school."   

 

不應(yīng)有的幽默
  
  "Note: Keep this resume on top of the stack. Use all others to heat your house."
  
  "Assisted in daily preparation of large quantities of consumable items in a fast-paced setting." (Translation: Short-order cook.) 
  
  "But wait...theres more. You get all this business knowledge plus a grasp of marketing that is second nature."
  
  "I have an excellent track record, although I am not a horse."
  
  "My fortune cookie said, Your next interview will result in a job-and I like your company i

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