英語散文

　　New Year's Day is one of important days for many people in the word during the year.Most people spend the New Year'sDay in hotels.January 1st is considered as the New Year's Day.most companies,shops,school,and government offices are closed during that time.People prepare for New Year's Dayfrom late December.Firt,people spend a few days to clean their houses completely.Some families then put up some new painting from November to be sent in January.The New Year's meal is also prepared from the end of December.During the New Year's Day,people usually do not cook and relax at home. On New Year's Eve,it is common to have a bag dinner with family members or friends at home or in hotels and hear bells which informs us of the coming New Year.On New Year's Day,people fiest greet each other. Some people wear new coats and visit temples to pray for happiness and health theoughout the New Year.Children are busy with getting the gifts from their parents and relatives.

　　元旦笑話

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑到了山東，結(jié)果它變成了魯(鹵)蛋;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑去松花江游泳，結(jié)果它變成了松花蛋;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋無家可歸，結(jié)果它變成了野雞蛋;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋在路上不小心摔了一跤，倒在地上，結(jié)果它變成了導(dǎo)彈;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑到人家院子里去了，結(jié)果它變成了原子彈;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑到青藏高原，結(jié)果它變成了氫彈;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋生病了，結(jié)果它變成了壞蛋;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋嫁人了，結(jié)果它變成了混蛋;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑到河里游泳，結(jié)果它變成了核彈;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋跑到花叢中去了，結(jié)果它變成了花旦;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋騎著一匹馬，拿著一把刀，原來它是刀馬旦;

　　一個(gè)雞蛋滾來滾去，越滾越圓，結(jié)果就變成了圓蛋--元旦快樂!

　　英語祝福語

　　May good fortune come your way in the new year.

　　恭喜發(fā)財(cái)!

　　May good fortune find you this year.

　　祝您財(cái)運(yùn)亨通!

　　Good luck in the year ahead!

　　祝您吉星高照!

　　Wishing you the best of luck in the new year.

　　新年行大運(yùn)。

　　The god of wealth is in your doorway!

　　財(cái)神到，接財(cái)神!

　　Best of luck in the year to come.

　　愿您在新的一年里，吉星高照。

　　May this year be a lucky year for you. .

　　今年將是您的幸運(yùn)年。

　　Wishing you good fortune in the new year.