開心英語笑話

　　第一次開出租車

　　A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.

　　The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
 

　　乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機(jī)的肩膀，想問個(gè)問題。司機(jī)大叫起來，車也失去了控制，幾乎撞上一輛公車，還上了便道，在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來。

　　司機(jī)說，“伙計(jì)，別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!”乘客抱歉地說，“我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。” 司機(jī)說，“對(duì)不起，也不全是你的錯(cuò)。今天是我第一天開出租。以前25年里我一直開殯葬車。”

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