英語(yǔ)笑話對(duì)話
A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala(歡慶的) charity event was taking place.
Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution.
"Great idea!" the chicken cried."Let's offer hem ham and eggs?"
"Not so fast," said the pig testily. "For you, that's a contribution. For me, it's a total commitment."
一只豬和一只雞路過一所教堂,那里有一場(chǎng)盛大慈善活動(dòng)正在進(jìn)行著。
在精神上收到觸動(dòng)的`豬向小雞提出建議:他們每個(gè)人作出點(diǎn)自己的貢獻(xiàn)。
“好主意!”雞尖叫道,“讓我們給腿和雞蛋吧?”
“著什么急”豬不耐煩地說,“對(duì)你來說,是一個(gè)貢獻(xiàn),對(duì)我來說,這是一個(gè)完全的獻(xiàn)身。”
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