笑話大王 最新英語笑話集

　　1.　老外問： What is this?

　　空姐答： Cake China ( 饅頭 )

　　老外問： What is this?

　　空姐答： Pizza China ( 餡餅 )

　　老外問： What is this?

　　空姐答： Salad China ( 黃瓜 )

　　這時空姐放了一個屁

　　老外又問： What is this?

　　空姐妙答： Air China ( 中國民航 )

　　2.A man went into a dangerous place, where there were nails and stones everywhere. So he took his shoes off, hung them up and walked all over the area. Then he got injured and began to bleed from his ankles and feet. So he had to go to the hospital for treatment, and the doctor said, "My God!Didn't you wear any shoes?" And the man said, "Yes, but I took them off." So the doctor said, "Are you crazy? Why didn't you wear your shoes?" And the patient said, "Are you crazy?

　　Look at my feet! If I had had my shoes on, what would have become of them?"

　　有一個人到一處很危險的'地方，遍地都是釘子和石頭，他卻把鞋子脫掉，拿在手上，到處走來走去，結(jié)果受了傷，腳踝和腳底都流血，只好到醫(yī)院去治療。醫(yī)生看了說：「天啊!你沒穿鞋子嗎?」那個人說：「有啊，不過我把鞋子脫下來�！贯t(yī)生說：「你瘋了啊?為什麼不穿鞋子呢?」

　　那個受傷的人說：「你才瘋了呢!你看我的腳，如果我穿鞋的話，鞋子會變成什麼樣子啊?」

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