笑話大王 極品英語笑話段子

　　篇一：

　　I was studying in Texas,the US.When I tried to tell our professor that "here I am," I said "I'm coming." The professor can't be more embarrassed.

　　在美國德州讀書。當時想向教授表達"我來了"，然后我來了句"I'm coming"。教授整個人都不好了。

　　"I'm coming" is often said by people when they are about to have an orgasm. It's a phrase heard on American tv shows and movies and it's used in off-color jokes. Instead,"Here!" or "I'm not here but on the way" is what the professor thought he or she was going to hear.

　　提示："I'm coming"是人在性高潮臨近時說的話，經(jīng)常在美劇、電影和有色笑話里聽到。怎么表達才讓教授聽懂呢?可以說"Here!"(我已經(jīng)到了)或者"I'm not here but on the way"(我在路上了).

　　篇二：

　　When I travelled by air in Britain, the stewardess served me some water and I said "Thanks", she said"cheers", then I raised my cup. She looked puzzled. Then out of the plane I found almost all people, from Customs staff to shuttle bus driver, were saying "cheers." Why cheers? I have no glass in hand!

　　去英國時坐飛機，空姐倒完水之后我說Thanks，空姐說Cheers，于是我就對她舉了舉杯�？战惝敃r就驚呆了。再之后從海關到機場大巴司機，一路上都有人跟我說cheers。我就疑惑了�。何疫@手里也沒杯子啊，怎么cheers?!

　　British use "cheers" as "thank you and good bye!"

　　提示：英國人說cheers表示"謝謝，再見"的意思。

　　An airport staffer asked me "Who are you flying with?" and I said "Myself." He was surprised and then laughed, adding "Which airline?"

　　機場工作人員問：Who are you flying with?(你坐哪家航空公司?)我答：Myself。對方大囧，一笑之后補充：Which airline?

　　小編提示：原來Who在英語里也可以泛指航空公司等群體或組織。"Who" in English can also refer to a group or an organization such as airlines.

　　篇三：

　　A friend in New York City asked strangers the way to the Statue of Liberty and said "Where is the Free Woman?"!!!

　　一個朋友去紐約問路，管自由女神(the Statue of Liberty)叫The Free Woman!!!

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