2015圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
2015圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)一：
As we were putting out cookies for Santa on Christmas Eve, I accidentally dropped one. "No problem," I said, picking it up and dusting it off before placing it back on the plate. "You can’t do that," argued my four-year-old. "Don’t worry. Santa will never know." He shot me a look. "So he knows if I’ve been bad or good, but he doesn’t know the cookie fell on the floor?"
平安夜那天，在我們分發(fā)餅干時(shí)，我一不小心掉了一塊到地上。“沒(méi)關(guān)系。”我一邊說(shuō)，一邊撿起來(lái)，并在放回盤(pán)子前撣掉了上面的灰。“你不能那么做。”我四歲大的孩子爭(zhēng)論道。“別擔(dān)心，圣誕老人不會(huì)知道的。”他朝我瞟了一眼。“這就是說(shuō)他知道我有沒(méi)有做壞事，而他不知道餅干掉在地上過(guò)?”
2015圣誕節(jié)英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)二：
What do sheep say to each other at Christmastime?
綿羊在圣誕節(jié)會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說(shuō)什么?
Merry Christmas to ewe(發(fā)音同you)!
母羊圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè)。(祝你圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
What's the best thing to put into Christmas dinner?
把什么放進(jìn)圣誕大餐上最好。
Your teeth!
你的'牙齒。
Why should Christmas dinner always be well done?
為什么圣誕節(jié)都要吃大餐?
So you can say "Merry Crispness"!
因?yàn)槟憔涂梢哉f(shuō)“吃得快樂(lè)”
Knock Knock.
咚咚咚。
Who's there?
誰(shuí)呀
Mary.
瑪麗
Mary who?
哪個(gè)Mary?
Mary Christmas!
Mary Christmas(圣誕節(jié)快樂(lè))
A definition of Christmas:
圣誕節(jié)的定義：
The time when everyone gets "Santa"-mental.
人人都為圣誕老人瘋狂。
What did one Christmas cracker say to the other Christmas cracker?
一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹會(huì)對(duì)另一個(gè)圣誕節(jié)爆竹說(shuō)什么?
My POP is bigger than yours!
我的爆炸聲比你的爆炸聲大
What do you call an elf who steals gift wrap from the rich and gives it to the poor?
你把從富人家偷來(lái)禮物送給窮人家的精靈叫什么?
Ribbon Hood!(Robin Hood)
What comes at the end of Christmas Day?
圣誕節(jié)Christmas Day最后的是什么?
The letter "Y"!
字母Y
What do angry mice send to each other in December?
生氣的老鼠在12月給每個(gè)人送什么?
Cross mouse cards! 穿過(guò)老鼠卡(Christmas Card圣誕賀卡)
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
亞當(dāng)在圣誕節(jié)前一晚說(shuō)什么?
It's Christmas, Eve!
Eve，是圣誕節(jié)了。(It's Christmas Eve 平安夜)
"Do you ever buy any Christmas Seals?"
你會(huì)買(mǎi)圣誕節(jié)期間使用的紀(jì)念郵票嗎?(你會(huì)買(mǎi)Christmas 海豹嗎?)
"No, I wouldn't know how to feed them."
不會(huì)，我不知道怎么養(yǎng)它們。
What is the best key to get at Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)最好的key是什么?
A turkey!
turkey(伙計(jì))
What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas?
圣誕節(jié)給父母送什么最好?
A list of everything you want!
你最想要的禮物清單。(免得爸媽還要絞盡腦汁的想送什么給我)
What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
圣誕節(jié)野生動(dòng)物都唱什么?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!
(叢林響叮當(dāng)，叢林響叮當(dāng)，到處都是叢林)
(jingle bells)
What's the favourite Christmas Carol of new parents?
剛當(dāng)上爸媽的人圣誕節(jié)最喜歡唱什么歌?
Silent Night!
安靜的夜。(今晚孩子不要哭)
Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
槲寄生在哪兒出名的?
"Holly" wood!
好萊塢。(神圣的森林)
What did one Christmas light say to the other Christmas light?
圣誕蠟燭會(huì)對(duì)其它同伴說(shuō)什么?
You light me up!(歌曲)
你照亮了我。
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