圣誕節(jié)英語笑話超搞笑

　　圣誕節(jié)英語笑話超搞笑一：

　　'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl. 一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有0

　　'Isn't the head teacher a bit of a twit?' said a boy to a girl.

　　一個小男孩跟小女孩說：“你有沒有覺得班主任有點傻?”

　　'Well, do you know who I am?' inquired the girl.

　　小女孩回答到：“啊哈，你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　'No.' replied the boy.

　　小男孩回答道：“不知道。”

　　'I'm the head teacher's daughter', replied the girl.

　　小女孩說：“我就是你口中所說的傻班主任的`女兒。”

　　'And do you know who I am?' asked the boy.

　　小男孩(面不改色心里驚恐地)問：“那你知道我是誰嗎?”

　　'No,' she uttered.

　　小女孩說：“不知道。”

　　'Thank goodness!' said the boy with a sigh of relief.

　　小男孩大大的松了口氣，說道“真是謝天謝地啊。”

　　圣誕節(jié)英語笑話超搞笑二：

　　Lee, A seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food.

　　有個小男孩叫Lee, 今年七歲，圣誕節(jié)晚餐開桌前，家人讓他做餐前禱告。家人都帶著期待的申請低頭看著他，Lee開始做他得禱告，首先，他謝謝上帝賜予他爸爸媽媽，哥哥姐姐誒，奶奶還有他們家的所有叔叔嬸嬸。然后，他開始感謝上帝賜予他得圣誕節(jié)晚餐了。

　　He gave thanks for the turkey, the stuffing, the Christmas pudding, even the cranberry sauce. Then lee paused, and everyone waited ... and waited. After a long silence, the young fellow looked up at his mother and asked, "If I thank God for the Brussels sprouts, won't he know that I'm lying?"

　　他感謝上帝賜予他火雞，餡兒餅，圣誕布丁和紅莓醬。然后Lee停下來了 ，大家等啊等啊。。。。Lee沉默了很長時間，然后抬起頭看著他媽媽說：“媽媽，如果我感謝上帝賜予我甘藍菜，他會知道我在撒謊嗎?”

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