英語笑話兩句話

　　英語笑話兩句話一：Itisstilltoomuch

　　An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:’ How much this stuff?’

　　’Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.’ The lady said, ’It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.’ ’I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.’

　　’It is still too much,’ replied the old lady, ’give it to me for five.’

　　英語笑話兩句話二：Mom’shere?

　　One evening I drove my husband’s car to the shopping mall.

　　On my return, I noticed that how dusty the outside of his car was and cleaned it up a bit.When I finally entered the house, I called out.’The woman who loves you the most in the world just cleaned your headlights and windshield.’

　　My husband looked up and said, ’Mom’s here?’

　　英語笑話兩句話三：afunnything

　　when i was a freshman in our university,one day,our new teacher want us to say sth about yourself then ,a student standed up, and said "i come from shandong ,and i want to learn more when im in university,and hope good ,good study ,day ,day up.then our teacher said it is chinese english, good,good study ,day day up is wrong sentence,then our teacher said there are so many people even said "i will give you color see see",how funny it is!!

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