小學(xué)簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話
小學(xué)簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話一：
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
一位車上的列車員剛發(fā)出信號(hào)讓火車啟動(dòng)，這時(shí)他看見一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站臺(tái)上一節(jié)打開的車廂門旁邊，跟車廂里另一位漂亮姑娘在說話。
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
“快點(diǎn)，小姐!”他喊道：“請(qǐng)把門關(guān)上。”
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
“噢，我還沒有和妹妹吻別呢。”她回答道。
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
“請(qǐng)把門關(guān)上好了，”列車員說：“其余的.事由我負(fù)責(zé)。”
小學(xué)簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話二：
The wife says to the neighbor:" My husband has not returned all the night; I do not know where he went . It really gives me a hangup(難以擺脫的煩惱，焦慮)!"
An insider(知情人) says:" Let it be. Would you know where he went, I dare to say that you would be more anxious ."
妻子對(duì)鄰居說：“丈夫一晚上都沒回家，也不知道他干什么去了 ，真叫我著急!”
一個(gè)知情人說：“算了，你要知道他干什么去了，我敢說你會(huì)更著急。”
小學(xué)簡(jiǎn)單的英文笑話三：
A stewardess (空中小姐) wore a sparkling gold necklace , a plane model as a drop, looking unique and professional. Detecting that somebody around was looking at her, she asked gracefully: “Is it pretty?” “Very pretty, but the airport looks more fascinating(迷人的).” The other party wisecracked(說俏皮話).
有位空姐帶著亮燦燦的金項(xiàng)鏈，項(xiàng)墜兒系一小飛機(jī)，顯得別致而有職業(yè)特點(diǎn)。她發(fā)現(xiàn)有人在看，便大方地問了一句：“它漂亮嗎?”“漂亮極了，不過，飛機(jī)場(chǎng)更漂亮!”對(duì)方俏皮地說。
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