圣誕節(jié)笑話英文版

　　圣誕節(jié)笑話英文版一：

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

　　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

　　圣誕節(jié)笑話英文版二：

　　Julie was saying her bedtime prayers. "Please God," she said, "Make Naples the capital of Italy. Make Naples the capital of Italy."

　　Her mother interrupted and said, "Julie, why do you want God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

　　And Julie replied, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"

　　圣誕節(jié)笑話英文版三：

　　Poet: I hope you've received the little volume of poems I sent you.　　Woman: Oh, yes. It's very nice. I wonder where I've put it?　　Her son: It's under the leg of the table, Mom, to make it steady.

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