最新英語幽默笑話

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最新英語幽默笑話集錦

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最新英語幽默笑話集錦

　To Buy a Video 買錄像機

　　Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

　　I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

　　But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

　　How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

　　Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

　　Lucky Mother 幸運的母親

　　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

　　一位年輕的母親認為，世界上還有許多受饑餓的人，浪費食物真不應該。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女兒睡覺之前，她給女兒喂夜宵。她先給她一片新鮮的'黑面包和黃油，但孩子說她不喜歡這樣吃。她還要一些果醬涂在面包上。母親看了女兒幾秒鐘，隨即說道，露茜，當我象你一樣小的時候，總是吃面包加黃油，或者面包加果醬，從來沒有面包既加黃油又加果醬。露茜看了母親一會兒，眼中露出憐憫的神情，然后她柔聲說：您現(xiàn)在能跟我們生活在一起難道不感到高興嗎?

　　Birthday 生日

　　Professor: When is your birthday?

　　Kid: May 30.

　　Professor: Which year?

　　Kid: Every year.

　　教授：你的生日是什么時候?

　　孩子：5月30日。

　　教授：哪一年?

　　孩子：每年都是。

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