爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯

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爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯

　　愛(ài)笑的人，運(yùn)氣總不會(huì)太差，那么你喜歡笑么?這里小編收集整理了好些搞笑的爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯，一起來(lái)看看吧!說(shuō)不定能點(diǎn)中你的笑血哦!

爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯一：Goodbye, Money

　　On a trip to Disney World

　　in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three exhausting days, we headed for home.

　　As we drove away, our son waved and said, "Goodbye, Mickey."

　　Our daughter waved and said, "Goodbye, Minnie."

　　My husband waved, rather weakly, and said, "Goodbye, Money."

　　迪斯尼之旅弗羅里達(dá)州的迪斯尼樂(lè)園是一個(gè)迷人的地方。一次我和丈夫以及兩個(gè)孩子前往旅游，我們?nèi)硇牡爻磷碓谒母鞣N奇觀之中。精疲力竭地玩了三天之后，我們要回家了。

　　當(dāng)我們驅(qū)車(chē)離開(kāi)時(shí)，兒子揮手說(shuō)：“再見(jiàn)，美奇。”

　　女兒揮著手說(shuō)，“再見(jiàn)，美妮。”

　　丈夫也有氣無(wú)力地?fù)]了揮手，說(shuō)道：“再見(jiàn)，美元。”

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯二：

　　While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?"

　　"Watch," the man said and proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer. Suddenly, someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "Knock it off, you idiot! It's two o'clock in the morning!"

　　一個(gè)學(xué)生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意.“那個(gè)大銅鑼和錘子是干什么用的?”他的一個(gè)朋友問(wèn)他.“那玩意兒厲害了,那是一個(gè)會(huì)說(shuō)話的鐘”,學(xué)生回答.“這鐘怎么工作的.”,他的朋友問(wèn).“看著,別眨眼了”,那學(xué)生走上前一把操起銅鑼和錘子,拼命地敲了一下,聲音震耳欲聾.突然,他們聽(tīng)到隔壁墻那邊有人狂叫,“別敲了,你這白癡!現(xiàn)在是凌晨?jī)牲c(diǎn)鐘了!”

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯三：老師哭了

　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺愛(ài)，寵愛(ài)) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(亂發(fā)脾氣) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?""Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"

　　六歲的約翰嬌生慣養(yǎng)。他的父親知道這一點(diǎn)，可他的祖父母仍然寵著他。這孩子幾乎寸步不離他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是鬧。他第一天上學(xué)才離開(kāi)祖母的懷抱。約翰放學(xué)了，他奶奶在門(mén)口接他并問(wèn)道：“學(xué)校怎么樣?你過(guò)的好嗎?哭了沒(méi)有?”“哭?”約翰問(wèn)，“不，我沒(méi)哭，可老師哭了。”

　　爆笑英文笑話帶翻譯四：The Monkey

　　A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey.The man asks the barman who owns the monkey. The barman replies the piano player. The man walks over to the piano player and says "Do you know your monkey stole my beer." The pianist replies "No, but if you hum it, I'll play it."

　　一男子去酒吧，點(diǎn)了一杯啤酒。他喝了一口放下。當(dāng)他環(huán)視酒吧時(shí)，發(fā)現(xiàn)一只猴子蕩下來(lái)，在他阻止之前，偷走了啤酒。該男子問(wèn)酒吧招待，這只猴子是誰(shuí)的。服務(wù)員回答說(shuō)是鋼琴手的。男子走到鋼琴手面前問(wèn)：“你知道你的猴子偷了我的啤酒嗎?”鋼琴手回答說(shuō)：“沒(méi)有，但是如果你能哼唱，我會(huì)為你演奏的。”

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