簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)小笑話
笑話來(lái)源于生活，卻又可以讓我們的生多些歡樂(lè)、開(kāi)心，現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下。
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)小笑話一：Fishing 釣魚(yú)
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with(擺弄，玩弄) a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?
Wow! Larry said, It's a good thing we didn't catch any more.
拉里和哈里驅(qū)車(chē)500英里去釣魚(yú)。兩人花了一大筆錢(qián)租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢(qián)租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚(yú)。
在回家的路上，拉里開(kāi)車(chē)，哈里撥弄著計(jì)算器。一小時(shí)后，哈里說(shuō)：你可知道我們釣的這條魚(yú)幾乎用掉我們2000美元?
哇!拉里應(yīng)答：幸虧我們沒(méi)有多釣到魚(yú)。
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)小笑話二：Can you write in the dark?
A daughter came home and asked, "Daddy, can you write in the dark?"
Her father said, "I think so; what do you want me to write?"
"Oh, just your name on this report card!"
一個(gè)小女孩回家以后問(wèn)爸爸說(shuō)：“您可以在黑暗中寫(xiě)字嗎?”
爸爸回答：“應(yīng)該可以。你要我寫(xiě)什么?”
“喔，只要在這張成績(jī)單上簽名就行了!”
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的英語(yǔ)小笑話三：Where's the father? 父親在哪?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫(huà)。
“看，”哥哥說(shuō)，“這些畫(huà)多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟說(shuō)道，“可是在所有這些畫(huà)中，只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”
哥哥想了一會(huì)兒，然后解釋道：“很明顯，他當(dāng)時(shí)正在畫(huà)這些畫(huà)唄。”
簡(jiǎn)單易懂的.英語(yǔ)小笑話四：A Girl's Wish 小女孩的愿望
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.
在觀看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼兒園老師問(wèn)學(xué)生的觀后感。班上最小的女孩說(shuō)，她希望舞蹈演員可以長(zhǎng)得更高一點(diǎn)兒，那么他們就不用整天踮著腳尖了。
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