簡(jiǎn)短好笑英語笑話

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簡(jiǎn)短好笑英語笑話

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簡(jiǎn)短好笑英語笑話

　　簡(jiǎn)短好笑英語笑話(一)

　　"A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.The driver said, "Look mate, don't ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much. "The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."

　　乘客輕拍了一下出租車司機(jī)的肩膀，想問個(gè)問題。司機(jī)大叫起來，車也失去了控制，幾乎撞上一輛公車，還上了便道，在還差幾厘米就撞上商店櫥窗時(shí)終于停了下來。司機(jī)說：“伙計(jì)，別再這么干了。你把我嚇破膽了!”乘客抱歉地說，“我沒想到拍你一下就嚇成這樣。” 司機(jī)說：“對(duì)不起，也不全是你的錯(cuò)。今天是我第一天開出租，以前25年里我一直開殯葬車。”"

　　簡(jiǎn)短好笑英語笑話(二)

　　Ground Rules

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still running."

　　基本原則

　　位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學(xué)有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的`幽默感很是出名。在對(duì)一個(gè)新生班級(jí)講解他的基本原則時(shí)，他說：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會(huì)枯燥乏味，了無生趣，所以如果你們?cè)谏险n時(shí)看表我并不介意。不過我堅(jiān)決反對(duì)你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”