Santa's True Profession

　　Do You Know Santa's True Profession?

　　Consider the following:

　　1. You never actually see Santa, only his "assistants."

　　2. Santa keeps his job until he decides to retire.

　　3. Santa doesn't really do the work; he directs a bunch of helpers to do all his work for him, but he's the one who everybody credits with the work.

　　4. Santa doesn't work a 40-hour week.

　　5. Santa travels a lot.

　　Santa is obviously a senior faculty member with tenure!

　　圣誕老人的真實職業(yè)是什么?

　　考慮以下幾點

　　1. 你其實從來沒見過圣誕老人，你看見的都是他得助手(他得助手真的好多，除了過圣誕節(jié)的所有父母外，還有職業(yè)“圣誕老人”)

　　2. 圣誕老人不想退休，就可以一直當(dāng)他的圣誕老人。

　　3. 圣誕老人不會做實事，他都是指揮一堆幫手幫他做完所有的事情，但是事情做得好還是不好，功績和責(zé)任都算圣誕老人的。

　　4. 圣誕老人實行的可不是朝九晚五雙休制。

　　5. 圣誕老人經(jīng)常旅行

　　圣誕老人顯然是一個高級職員(please, 這世界上還有比他的工作更好的工作嗎?

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