對(duì)老板吐槽的英語(yǔ)笑話

　　When I take a long time, I am slow.

　　When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

　　When I don't do it, I am lazy.

　　When my boss doesn't do it, he is too busy.

　　When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart.

　　When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

　　When I please my boss, I am ass-kissing.

　　When my boss pleases his boss, he is co-operating.

　　I do good, my boss never remembers.

　　When I do wrong, he never forgets.

　　我做事情花了長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，是效率低;

　　老板做事情花了長(zhǎng)時(shí)間，是深思熟慮。

　　我沒有做完事情，是懶惰;

　　老板沒有做完事情，是太繁忙。

　　沒有人告訴我的事情我做了，是自作聰明;

　　老板做了同樣的事情，是首創(chuàng)。

　　我取悅老板，是獻(xiàn)媚;

　　老板取悅他的老板，是合作。

　　我干得好，老板從來不會(huì)想起;

　　我干得不好，老板從來不會(huì)忘記。

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