笑話大全樂(lè)翻天 超搞笑英語(yǔ)笑話

　　Valentine's Dreams

　　One night just before Valentine's Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.

　　When she woke up, she told her husband,"I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it could mean?"

　　"You'll find out on Valentine's Day." he said with a knowing smile.

　　On Valentine's Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.

　　Excitedly, she opened it, only to find abook entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".

　　I can't let him get away

　　A male crab met a female crab and asked her to marry him. She noticed that he was walking straight instead of sideways. Wow, she thought, this crab is really special. I can't let him get away .So they got married immediately.

　　The next day she noticed her new husband waking sideways like all the other crabs, and got upset. "What happened?" she asked. "You used to walk straight before we were married."

　　"Oh, honey, " he replied, "I can't drink that much every day."

　　不能讓他跑了

　　一只雄蟹遇到一只雌蟹，便要娶她為妻。她注意到他走路是直著走，而不是橫著走。哇!她想，這只雄蟹可真特別，我可不能讓他跑了。因此他們立刻結(jié)婚了。

　　第二天，她又發(fā)現(xiàn)她的'新郎像其他蟹一樣橫著走路了。她深感不安。“你怎么了?”她問(wèn)，“我們結(jié)婚前你可是直著走路的。”

　　“哦，寶貝，”他回答說(shuō)，“我不可能每天都喝那么多。”

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