短篇搞笑英語笑話

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短篇搞笑英語笑話大全

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短篇搞笑英語笑話大全

　　短篇搞笑英語笑話大全(一)

　　Little Robert asked his mother for tow cents.”What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?”

　　“I gave it to a poor old woman,”he answered.

　　“You’er a good boy,”said the mother proudly.”Here are tow cents more.But why are you so interested in the old woman?”

　　“She is the one who sells the candy.”

　　好孩子

　　小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。

　　“昨天給你的錢干什么了?”

　　“我給了一個(gè)可憐的老太婆。”他回答說。“你真是一個(gè)好孩子，”媽媽驕傲地說. “再給你兩分錢。可你為什么對(duì)那位老太太那么感興趣呢?”

　　“她是個(gè)賣糖果的。”

　　Father:Uh,oh,I think I just made an illegal right-hand turn.

　　Susie:That is okay ,dad,the policeman behind you just did the same thing!

　　開車

　　父親：哎呀，我剛才違規(guī)右轉(zhuǎn)彎了。

　　蘇西：沒事，爸，跟在你后面的`警察也這么轉(zhuǎn)了。

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　兩只鳥

　　老師：這兒有兩只鳥，一只是麻雀。誰能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀嗎?

　　學(xué)生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　老師：請(qǐng)說說看。

　　學(xué)生：燕子旁邊的就是麻雀，麻雀旁邊的就是燕子。

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