幽默英語笑話精彩搞笑

　　笑話是幽默的載體，一個(gè)成功的笑話能流傳千古，聽者和講者都會感到快樂、欣喜，拍掌叫好!今天我們就一起來看看幽默英語笑話精彩搞笑吧!

　　Sorry 對不起

　　"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth."

　　"Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged only four dollars for such work!"

　　"Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office."

　　“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

　　“20美元!為什么?不是說好只要4美元。”

　　“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四個(gè)病人嚇跑了。”

　　幽默英語笑話精彩搞笑(二)

　　A Forgetful Man 健忘

　　Tom was tired out, and he went to bed as soon as he reached home.

　　Suddenly it occurred to him that he had planned to do something that evening. As he could not remember what it was, he tossed and turned in his bed for along time.

　　Finally the thing came to his mind, "My God, the original plan was to go to bed early!" he said depressingly.

　　湯姆很累，一到家就上床睡覺。

　　忽然，他想起原來晩上計(jì)劃做一件事，可他想不起來是什么事，他輾轉(zhuǎn)反側(cè)了很長時(shí)間 。

　　最后他突然想起來了，“上帝，我原來的計(jì)劃就是早點(diǎn)兒上床睡覺!”他頹喪地自言自語道。

　　幽默英語笑話精彩搞笑(三)

　　I want to go out 我想出去

　　A shop owner closed his shop and went home. He was very tired but just as4 he went to bed, the telephone rang. A man asked, "What time do you open your shop?"

　　The owner was angry about this phone call. He put down the telephone without answering and went back to bed. A few minutes later, his telephone rang again and the man asked the same questions. The owner became very angry and he shouted, "You needn't ask me when I open the shop for I won't let you in."

　　"Oh, no, I don't want to get in," the man said, "I want to go out now . "

　　一個(gè)店老板關(guān)閉了店鋪，回家去了。他非常疲憊，但就在他剛躺下時(shí)電話鈴響了。一個(gè)人問：“你什么時(shí)候打開你的店?”

　　店主很不高興這個(gè)電話。沒有回答，他放下聽筒，回去睡覺。幾分鐘后，電話又響了，該名男子問同樣的問題。店老板非常生氣，他喊道：“你不用問我什么時(shí)候打開店鋪，因?yàn)槲也粫�讓�?hellip;…”

　　“哦，不。我不想進(jìn)去，”那人說：“我想出去。”

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