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經(jīng)典逗人英語笑話
看一些英語笑話,既能愉悅自己,還能學(xué)到英語知識,何樂而不為呢?今天我們就一起來看看經(jīng)典逗人英語笑話吧!
經(jīng)典逗人英語笑話(一)
What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
一個(gè)年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個(gè)漂亮的辦公室。一天,他坐在辦公室里,看到有一個(gè)人在外面,于是他就裝作生意很忙的樣子,拿起電話胡吹亂侃,還不停的'甩出幾個(gè)大數(shù)字,好像在談一筆大買賣。
到了最后,他終于掛了電話,問來訪的人,“有事兒嘛?”那個(gè)人回答,“我是來給你安裝電話的。”
經(jīng)典逗人英語笑話(二)
An Energetic wife 精力旺盛的妻子
Neighbor: I heard a big noise in front of your house last night. What happened to you?
Husband: It was nothing. My wife was a bit cross, and threw my overcoat out of the window.
Neighbor: Your overcoat? But how could it make such a noise?
Husband: I... I happened to be inside the coat.
鄰居:昨天夜里我聽見你家屋前有很大的聲音,你們出了什么事嗎?
丈夫:沒什么。我的妻子有點(diǎn)不高興,把我的大衣給扔到窗外去了。
鄰居:你的`大衣?扔掉大衣怎么會有那么大的聲音?
丈夫:我......我恰好也在大衣里面
經(jīng)典逗人英語笑話(三)
可憐的男人
A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?"
The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That should make you happy."
The man: "No, the month is up today!"
一個(gè)男人坐在酒吧里,傷心至極。
酒吧招待:"你怎么了?跟老婆鬧矛盾了?"
男人:"我們吵了一架,她說一個(gè)月都不跟我說話。"
酒吧招待:"那你應(yīng)該高興才是啊!"
男人:"不,今天是這個(gè)月的最后一天。"
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