A Blind Beggar

　　A Blind Beggar

　　There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money. A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine. The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, “You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me…”The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, “Hey man, I’m sorry, I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back… Actually… I’m mute.”“Oh, oh, in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.

　　醉漢和盲人乞丐

　　在路邊一個(gè)盲人乞丐戴著墨鏡在街上行乞。一個(gè)醉漢走過(guò)來(lái)，覺(jué)得他可憐，就扔了一百元給他。走了一段路，醉漢一回頭，恰好看見(jiàn)那個(gè)盲人正對(duì)著太陽(yáng)分辨那張百元大抄的真假。醉漢過(guò)來(lái)一把奪回錢(qián)道：“你不想活了，竟敢騙老子!” 盲人乞丐一臉委屈說(shuō)：“大哥，真對(duì)不起啊，我是替一個(gè)朋友在這看一下，他是個(gè)瞎子，去上廁所了，其實(shí)我是個(gè)啞巴。”“哦，是這樣子啊!”于是醉漢扔下錢(qián)， 又搖搖晃晃地走了……