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    roast pig

    時間:2024-11-21 00:33:59 英語笑話 我要投稿
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    roast pig

      roast pig

      A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:"Not bad, I am next to the pig." But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him. He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

      烤乳豬

      一位先生去赴宴遲到了,匆忙入座后,發(fā)現(xiàn)自己的座位正對著乳豬,于是大為高興的說:“還不錯,我坐在乳豬的旁邊。”這時才發(fā)現(xiàn)身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相視,他忙陪笑改口到:“對不起,我說的是那只烤好的。”

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