兩分鐘英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)
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(一)超速行駛的'原因
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
哈里與勞埃德超速行駛,一輛警車(chē)攔住了他們。
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
“你們?yōu)槭裁撮_(kāi)那么快?”警官喊道。
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!
“我們的剎車(chē)不好,因此我們想在發(fā)生事故前趕緊到達(dá)目的地!
(二)節(jié)省還是浪費(fèi)
Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?
父親:噢,杰克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費(fèi)時(shí)間嗎?
Jack: Yes, dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?
杰克:我知道,爸爸。可我還給您節(jié)省了一頓飯呢,是不是?
(三)I'm Trying to Stop It
"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"
"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?”
“沒(méi)有,老師.可是你昨天說(shuō)你告訴我的知識(shí)都是一個(gè)耳朵里進(jìn),一個(gè)耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”
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