英文小笑話

　　The Cemetery Shortcut 為抄近路走墓地

　　Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.

　　Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.

　　Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

　　"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"

　　"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
 

　　萬圣節(jié)派對過后，兩男人圖個樂呵，打算抄近路穿過墓地回家。

　　走到墓地中央時，他們被從迷霧中傳來的“答、答、答”聲驚嚇到了。

　　正當(dāng)兩人害怕得渾身顫抖時，他們看到是個老頭拿著鐵錘和鑿子，在一塊墓石上鑿著什么。

　　“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口氣說，“你把我們嚇得半死啊，我們還以為遇上鬼了呢!那么晚了你在這里做什么?”

　　“那幫白癡!”老頭抱怨道，“他們把我名字拼錯啦!”

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