很好笑的英文笑話

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很好笑的英文笑話

　　笑一笑十年少，有時(shí)候正兒八經(jīng)的說(shuō)笑話卻覺(jué)得不好笑，可是一個(gè)很冷的笑話卻能讓自己笑良久，你有這樣的經(jīng)歷么?現(xiàn)在，一起來(lái)開(kāi)心爆笑下吧!

很好笑的英文笑話

　　很好笑的英文笑話一：Skunk

　　"We have a skunk in the basement," shrieked the caller to the police dispatcher. "How can we get it out?"

　　"Take some bread crumbs," said the dispatcher, "and put down a trail from the basement out to the back yard. Then leave the cellar door open."

　　Sometime later the resident called back. "Did you get rid of it?" asked the dispatcher.

　　"No," replied the caller. "Now I have two skunks in there!"

　　臭鼬

　　“我們的地下室里有一只臭鼬，”打電話的人對(duì)警察調(diào)度員尖叫道。“我們?cè)鯓硬拍馨阉鰜?lái)?”

　　“弄一些面包屑，”調(diào)度員說(shuō)，“從地下室往外鋪一條小道直到后院。然后將地下室的.門(mén)打開(kāi)。”

　　一段時(shí)間后，那位居民又將電話打了回來(lái)。“你們將它弄出來(lái)了嗎?”調(diào)度員問(wèn)。

　　“沒(méi)有，”打電話的人答道，“現(xiàn)在那兒有兩只臭鼬了。”

　　很好笑的英文笑話二：THOSE NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY PETS

　　A man walks into a bar and says "Bartender gimme a triple shot of Jack". The bartender pours, and the man downs it, slams the glass on the bar and says "Another".

　　The bartender pours another. The man downs it and says "Another".

　　As the bartender pours the third glass he says, "Mister you drink like you have a problem. Want to talk about it?"

　　The man says, "Ten years, ten years I've been married to my wife, and today I go home a little early to surprise her, and I find my best friend, MY BEST FRIEND, in bed having sex with her."

　　The bartender says "Geez, what did you say."

　　The man says " I told him, BAD DOG! BAD DOG!"

　　很好笑的英文笑話三：上帝曾經(jīng)答應(yīng)我

　　Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.

　　Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.

　　有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。

　　然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說(shuō)：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”

　　很好笑的英文笑話四：The Blind and the Blond

　　A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"

　　The man says back to the blind man, "Look buddy, I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke?"

　　The blind man is silent for a moment and then says, "Nah, I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times."

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