簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話

　　要是有一則笑話解決不了的事，那就兩則笑話，看笑話，能讓我們變得開心，今天小編為大家準(zhǔn)備了簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話一：吝嗇鬼的聚會(huì)

　　The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to the fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

　　"Why use my elbow and foot?"

　　"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-handed, are you?"

　　簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話二：林肯過生日

　　Teacher: What great event happened in 1809?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln was born.

　　Teacher: Correct. And what great event happened in 1812?

　　Little Willy: Abraham Lincoln had his third birthday.

　　簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話三：一切都正常

　　A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned." "You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?" "Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

　　簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話四：導(dǎo)盲犬幫我看

　　A blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store.

　　The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head. The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something." The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."

　　簡(jiǎn)短學(xué)生英語(yǔ)笑話五：老謀深算

　　There was a 75-year-old multi-millionaire who had just married a beautiful 18-year-old blond girl. So his friends asked him, "How did you manage to get an 18-year-old girl to marry you, when you're 75?"

　　And the old man replied, "I told her I was 99, so she would marry me quick!"

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